Wednesday, November 30, 2005

haha!

there is a lesson to be learned in this hilarious story!

FOUR FRIENDS AT A PARTY

Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room.
Those who remained talked about their kids. The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday."
The second guy said, "Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday."
The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion."
The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from the restroom and asked: "What are all the congratulations for?" One of the three said: "We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. ..What about your son?"
The fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub." The three friends said: "What a shame...what a disappointment." The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him. And he hasn't done too bad either. His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends."

crap... failed again

today i flunked anoher filipino unit test. crap. In the first test i lacked one point to pass, in the second test i lacked four points... oh great! I think i'm losing my brain! > bang head on table <
i am so frustrated for my mistakes are stupid...
i am so frustrated because i, who is a pure blooded filipino, failed filipino...
It's like i let down the whole country!
>sigh<
Oh well...let's just hope i cover the failure by getting a high grade in the final test...
if i do fail the final test...
i am toast...

rush hours

86400 seconds
eighty-six thousand, four hundred seconds
1440 minutes
one thousand, four hundred and forty minutes
24 hours
twenty four hours
all these numbers you see above make up 1 day. It seems really long doesn't it? these numbers show a fact that everyday we have all the time in the world... or does it?
a normal day for me is mostly consumed by school...
most of my life is consumed by school...
and school, like time, passes quickly by
as the day passes it seems like an hour has just passed.
when an hour passes, another hour passes by and before you know it five hours have passed... seven...nine... twenty four, before long the next day has already passed, then a week, then a month then a year...
it seems like time is rushing to get to some place i have no idea where...
sometimes time flies by so fast that i can't keep up...
time is such a mystery... it can lead you to situations of pain, sorrow yet also happiness and bliss... how ironic.
time has the power to kill you and the power to make you live again...
time
is
a mystery
and
an adventure

Tuesday, November 29, 2005

The modern day corset

I am here to advertise the modern day corset. It may not keep every flab in the shadows but i guarantee that it hurts just the same as the old one. As you purchase your modern day corset you may come to notice that it does not at all look like a corset! well that is why we are in the 21st century, mostly everything is new. As i said, it doesn't at all look like a corset but a normal red plaid skirt (technology today ... amazing indeed). You see as i tried this new corset, well disguised as a red plaid skirt (they think of everything!), i didn't feel anything at first but as the day went by i started to feel uneasy. My stomach felt like it was trapped in a dengeuon with all its sides moving closer, suffocating it 'til it dies, but yet I looked perfectly in shape! though i ate more i still looked amazing!

well there you have it!
the modern day corset!
It may look like a skirt but it hurts just the same!