Tuesday, November 29, 2005

The modern day corset

I am here to advertise the modern day corset. It may not keep every flab in the shadows but i guarantee that it hurts just the same as the old one. As you purchase your modern day corset you may come to notice that it does not at all look like a corset! well that is why we are in the 21st century, mostly everything is new. As i said, it doesn't at all look like a corset but a normal red plaid skirt (technology today ... amazing indeed). You see as i tried this new corset, well disguised as a red plaid skirt (they think of everything!), i didn't feel anything at first but as the day went by i started to feel uneasy. My stomach felt like it was trapped in a dengeuon with all its sides moving closer, suffocating it 'til it dies, but yet I looked perfectly in shape! though i ate more i still looked amazing!

well there you have it!
the modern day corset!
It may look like a skirt but it hurts just the same!

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