glass half empty

I've gotten so thin. My breasts cease to exist, as they usually do. My butt has shrunken into minimalist proportions, an extremely unusual feat. My legs have thinned, another unusual feat. It annoys me how tin I've gotten. I blame it on a series of unfortunate events. I'll just have to stuff myself full, Though the food at home is lack-luster, if there be any. I'll get back to my base of 110 before summer is over. I just have to. Or this glass will forever be half empty.